SI BRYANT'S place was on the shore of the lake, and his garden-patch,
shielded from the north by a bold little promontory and a higher ridge
inland, was accounted the most successful and surprising in all Whilomville
township. One afternoon Si was working in the garden-patch, when Doctor
Trescott's man, Peter Washington, came trudging slowly along the road,
observing nature. He scanned the white man's fine agricultural results.
"Take your eye off them there mellons,
you rascal," said Si, placidly.
The negro's face widened in a grin of delight. "Well, Mist' Bryant, I
raikon I ain't on'y make m'se'f covertous er-lookin' at dem yere mellums,
sure 'nough. Dey suhtainly is grand."
"That's all right," responded Si, with affected bitterness of spirit.
"That's all right. Just don't you admire
'em too much, that's all."
Peter chuckled and chuckled. "Ma Lode! Mist' Bryant, y-y-you don' think
I'm gwine come prowlin' in dish yer gawden?"
"No, I know you hain't," said Si, with solemnity. "B'cause, if you did,
I'd shoot you so full of holes you couldn't
tell yourself from a sponge."
"Um -- no, seh! No, seh! I don' raikon you'll get chance at Pete, Mist'
Bryant. No, seh. I'll take an' run 'long an' rob er bank 'fore I'll come
foolishin' 'round your gawden, Mist' Bryant."
Bryant, gnarled and strong as an old tree, leaned on his hoe, and laughed
a Yankee laugh. His mouth remained tightly closed, but the sinister lines
which ran from the sides of his nose to the meetings of his lips developed
to form a comic oval, and he emitted a series of grunts, while his eyes
gleamed merrily and his shoulders shook. Peter, on the contrary, threw back
his head and guffawed thunderously. The effete joke in regard to an American
negro's fondness for watermelons was still an admirable pleasantry to them,
and this was not the first time they had engaged in badinage over it. In
fact, this venerable survival had formed between them a friendship of casual
Afterward Peter went on up the road. He continued to chuckle until he was
far away. He was going to pay a visit to old Alek Williams, a negro who
lived with a large family in a hut clinging to the side of a mountain. The
scattered colony of negroes which hovered near Whilomville was of
interesting origin, being the result of some contrabands who had drifted as
far north as Whilomville during the great civil war. The descendants of
these adventurers were mainly conspicuous for their bewildering number, and
the facility which they possessed for adding even to this number. Speaking,
for example, of the Jacksons -- one couldn't hurl a stone into the hills
about Whilomville without having it land on the roof of a hut full of
Jacksons. The town reaped little in labor from these curious suburbs. There
were a few men who came in regularly to work in gardens, to drive teams, to
care for horses, and there were a few women who came in to cook or to wash.
These latter had usually drunken husbands. In the main the colony loafed in
high spirits, and the industrious minority gained no direct honor from their fellows, unless they spent their earnings on raiment, in which case they were naturally treated with distinction. On the whole, the hardships of these people were the wind, the
rain, the snow, and any other physical difficulties which they could
cultivate. About twice a year the lady philanthropists of Whilomville went
up against them, and came away poorer in goods but rich in complacence.
After one of these attacks the colony would preserve a comic air of
rectitude for two days, and then relapse again to the genial
irresponsibility of a crew of monkeys.
Peter Washington was one of the industrious class who occupied a position
of distinction, for he surely spent his money on personal decoration. On
occasion he could dress better than the Mayor of Whilomville himself, or at
least in more colors, which was the main thing to the minds of his admirers.
His ideal had been the late gallant Henry Johnson, whose conquests in
Watermelon Alley, as well as in the hill shanties, had proved him the equal
if not the superior of any Pullman-car porter in the country. Perhaps Peter
had too much Virginia laziness and humor in him to be a wholly adequate
successor to the fastidious Henry Johnson, but, at any rate, he admired his
memory so attentively as to be openly termed
a dude by envious people.
On this afternoon he was going to call on old Alek Williams because
Alek's eldest girl was just turned seventeen, and, to Peter's mind, was a
triumph of beauty. He was not wearing his best clothes, because on his last
visit Alek's half-breed hound Susie had taken occasion to forcefully extract
a quite large and valuable part of the visitor's trousers. When Peter
arrived at the end of the rocky field which contained old Alek's shanty he
stooped and provided himself with several large stones, weighing them
carefully in his hand, and finally continuing his journey with three stones
of about eight ounces each. When he was near the house, three gaunt hounds,
Rover and Carlo and Susie, came sweeping down upon him. His impression was
that they were going to climb him as if he were a tree, but at the critical
moment they swerved and went growling and snapping around him, their heads
low, their eyes malignant. The afternoon caller waited until Susie presented
her side to him, then he heaved one of his eight-ounce rocks. When it
landed, her hollow ribs gave forth a drumlike sound, and she was knocked
sprawling, her legs in the air. The other hounds at once fled in horror, and
she followed as soon as she was able, yelping at the top of her lungs. The
afternoon caller resumed his march.
At the wild expressions of Susie's anguish old Alek had flung open the
door and come hastily into the sunshine. "Yah, you Suse, come erlong outa
dat now. What fer you -- Oh, how do, how
do, Mist' Wash'ton -- how do?"
"How do, Mist' Willums? I done foun' it necessa'y fer ter damnearkill
dish yer dawg a yourn, Mist' Willums."
"Come in, come in, Mist' Wash'ton. Dawg no 'count, Mist' Wash'ton." Then
he turned to address the unfortunate animal. "Hu't, did it? Hu't? 'Pears
like you gwine lun some saince by time somebody brek yer back. 'Pears like I
gwine club yer inter er frazzle 'fore you fin' out some saince. Gw'on 'way
As the old man and his guest entered the shanty a body of black children
spread out in crescent-shape formation and observed Peter with awe. Fat old
Mrs. Williams greeted him turbulently, while the eldest girl, Mollie, lurked
in a corner and giggled with finished imbecility, gazing at the visitor with
eyes that were shy and bold by turns. She seemed at times absurdly
over-confident, at times foolishly afraid; but her giggle consistently
endured. It was a giggle on which an irascible but right-minded judge would
have ordered her forthwith to be buried
Amid a great deal of hospitable gabbling, Peter was conducted to the best
chair out of the three that the house contained. Enthroned therein, he made
himself charming in talk to the old people, who beamed upon him joyously. As
for Mollie, he affected to be unaware of her existence. This may have been a
method for entrapping the sentimental interest of that young gazelle, or it
may be that the giggle had worked upon him.
He was absolutely fascinating to the old people. They could talk like
rotary snowploughs, and he gave them every chance, while his face was
illumined with appreciation. They pressed him to stay to supper, and he
consented, after a glance at the pot on the stove which was too furtive to
During the meal old Alek
recounted the high state of Judge Oglethorpe's kitchen-garden,
which Alek said was due to his unremitting industry and fine intelligence.
Alek was a gardener, whenever impending starvation forced him
to cease temporarily from being a lily of the field.
"Mist' Bryant he
suhtainly got er grand gawden," observed Peter.
"Dat so, dat so,
Mist' Wash'ton," assented Alek. "He got fine gawden."
"Seems like I nev' did see sech mellums, big as er bar'l, layin' dere. I
don't raikon an'body in dish yer county kin hol' it with Mist' Bryant when
comes ter mellums."
"Dat so, Mist' Wash'ton."
They did not talk of watermelons until their heads held nothing else, as
the phrase goes. But they talked of watermelons until, when Peter started
for home that night over a lonely road, they held a certain dominant
position in his mind. Alek had come with him as far as the fence, in order
to protect him from a possible attack by the mongrels. There they had
cheerfully parted, two honest men.
The night was dark, and heavy with moisture. Peter found it uncomfortable
to walk rapidly. He merely loitered on the road. When opposite Si Bryant's
place he paused and looked over the fence into the garden. He imagined he
could see the form of a huge melon lying in dim stateliness not ten yards
away. He looked at the Bryant house. Two windows, downstairs, were lighted.
The Bryants kept no dog, old Si's favorite child having once been bitten by
a dog, and having since died, within that
year, of pneumonia.
Peering over the fence, Peter fancied that if any low-minded
night-prowler should happen to note the melon, he would not find it
difficult to possess himself of it. This person would merely wait until the
lights were out in the house, and the people presumably asleep. Then he
would climb the fence, reach the melon in a few strides, sever the stem with
his ready knife, and in a trice be back in the road with his prize. There
need be no noise, and, after all, the house
was some distance.
Selecting a smooth bit of turf, Peter took a seat by the road-side. From
time to time he glanced at the lighted windows.
When Peter and Alek had said good-by, the old man turned back in the
rocky field and shaped a slow course toward that high dim light which marked
the little window of his shanty. It would be incorrect to say that Alek
could think of nothing but watermelons.
But it was true that Si Bryant's watermelon-patch occupied a certain
conspicuous position in his thoughts.
He sighed; he almost wished that he was again a conscienceless
pickaninny, instead of being one of the most ornate, solemn, and
look-at-me-sinner deacons that ever graced the handle of a
collection-basket. At this time it made him quite sad to reflect upon his
granite integrity. A weaker man might perhaps bow his moral head to the
temptation, but for him such a fall was impossible. He was a prince of the
church, and if he had been nine princes of the church he could not have been
more proud. In fact, religion was to the old man a sort of personal dignity.
And he was on Sundays so obtrusively good that you could see his sanctity
through a door. He forced it on you until you would have felt its influence
even in a forecastle.
It was clear in his mind that he must put watermelon thoughts from him,
and after a moment he told himself, with much ostentation, that he had done
so. But it was cooler under the sky than in the shanty, and as he was not
sleepy, he decided to take a stroll down to Si Bryant's place and look at
the melons from a pinnacle of spotless innocence. Reaching the road, he
paused to listen. It would not do to let Peter hear him, because that
graceless rapscallion would probably misunderstand him. But, assuring
himself that Peter was well on his way, he set out, walking briskly until he
was within four hundred yards of Bryant's place. Here he went to the side of
the road, and walked thereafter on the damp, yielding turf. He made no
He did not go on to that point in the main road which was directly
opposite the watermelon-patch. He did not wish to have his ascetic
contemplation disturbed by some chance wayfarer. He turned off along a short
lane which led to Si Bryant's barn. Here he reached a place where he could
see, over the fence, the faint shapes of
Alek was affected. The house was some distance away, there was no dog,
and doubtless the Bryants would soon extinguish their lights and go to bed.
Then some poor lost lamb of sin might come and scale the fence, reach a
melon in a moment, sever the stem with his ready knife, and in a trice be
back in the road with his prize. And this poor lost lamb of sin might even
be a bishop, but no one would ever know it. Alek singled out with his eye a
very large melon, and thought that the lamb would prove his judgment if he
took that one.
He found a soft place in the grass, and arranged himself comfortably. He
watched the lights in the windows.
It seemed to Peter Washington that the Bryants absolutely consulted their
own wishes in regard to the time for retiring; but at last he saw the
lighted windows fade briskly from left to right, and after a moment a window
on the second floor blazed out against the darkness. Si was going to bed. In
five minutes this window abruptly vanished,
and all the world was night.
Peter spent the ensuing quarter-hour in no mental debate. His mind was
fixed. He was here, and the melon was there. He would have it. But an idea
of being caught appalled him. He thought of his position. He was the bean of
his community, honored right and left. He pictured the consternation of his
friends and the cheers of his enemies if the hands of the redoubtable Si
Bryant should grip him in his shame.
He arose, and going to the fence, listened. No sound broke the stillness,
save the rhythmical incessant clicking of myriad insects, and the guttural
chanting of the frogs in the reeds at the lake-side. Moved by sudden
decision, he climbed the fence and crept silently and swiftly down upon the
melon. His open knife was in his hand. There was the melon, cool, fair to
see, as pompous in its fatness as the cook
in a monastery.
Peter put out a hand to steady it while he cut the stem. But at the
instant he was aware that a black form had dropped over the fence lining the
lane in front of him and was coming stealthily toward him. In a palsy of
terror he dropped flat upon the ground, not having strength enough to run
away. The next moment he was looking into the amazed and agonized face of
old Alek Williams.
There was a moment of loaded silence, and then Peter was overcome by a
mad inspiration. He suddenly dropped his knife and leaped upon Alek. "I got
che!" he hissed. "I got che! I got che!" The old man sank down as limp as
"I got che! I got
che! Steal Mist' Bryant's mellums, hey?"
Alek, in a low voice, began to beg. "Oh, Mist' Peter Wash'ton, don' go
fer ter be too ha'd on er ole man! I nev' come yere fer ter steal 'em. 'Deed
I didn't, Mist' Wash'ton! I come yere jes fer ter feel 'em. Oh, please,
Mist' Wash'ton -- "
"Come erlong outa yere, you ol' rip," said Peter, "an' don' trumple on
dese yer baids. I gwine put you wah you
won' ketch col'."
Without difficulty he tumbled the whining Alek over the fence to the
road-way, and followed him with sheriff-like expedition. He took him by the
scruff. "Come erlong, deacon. I raikon I gwine put you wah you kin pray,
deacon. Come erlong, deacon."
The emphasis and reiteration of his layman's title in the church produced
a deadly effect upon Alek. He felt to his marrow the heinous crime into
which this treacherous night had betrayed him. As Peter marched his prisoner
up the road toward the mouth of the lane, he continued his remarks: "Come
erlong, deacon. Nev' see er man so anxious-like erbout er mellum paitch,
deacon. Seem like you jes must see 'em er-growin' an' feel 'em, deacon.
Mist' Bryant he'll be s'prised, deacon, findin' out you come fer ter feel
his mellums. Come erlong, deacon. Mist' Bryant he expectin' some ole rip
like you come soon."
They had almost reached the lane when Alek's cur Susie, who had followed
her master, approached in the silence which attends dangerous dogs; and
seeing indications of what she took to be war, she appended herself swiftly
but firmly to the calf of Peter's left leg. The melee was short, but
spirited. Alek had no wish to have his dog complicate his already serious
misfortunes, and went manfully to the defence of his captor. He procured a
large stone, and by beating this with both hands down upon the resounding
skull of the animal, he induced her to quit her grip. Breathing heavily,
Peter dropped into the long grass at the
road-side. He said nothing.
"Mist' Wash'ton," said Alek at last, in a quavering voice, "I raikon I
gwine wait yere see what you gwine do ter
Whereupon Peter passed into a spasmodic state, in which he rolled to and
fro and shook.
I hope dish yer dog ain't gone an' give you fitses?"
Peter sat up suddenly. "No, she ain't," he answered; "but she gin me er
big skeer; an' fer yer 'sistance with er cobblestone, Mist' Willums, I tell
you what I gwine do -- I tell you what I gwine do." He waited an impressive
moment. "I gwine 'lease you!"
Old Alek trembled like
a little bush in a wind. "Mist' Wash'ton?"
Quoth Peter, deliberately,
"I gwine 'lease you."
The old man was filled with a desire to negotiate this statement at once,
but he felt the necessity of carrying off the event without an appearance of
haste. "Yes, seh; thank 'e, seh; thank 'e, Mist' Wash'ton. I raikon I ramble
home pressenly." He waited an interval, and then dubiously said,
"Good-evenin', Mist' Wash'ton."
"Good-evenin', deacon. Don' come foolin' roun' feelin' no mellums, and I
say troof. Good-evenin', deacon."
Alek took off his hat and made three profound bows. "Thank 'e, seh. Thank
'e, seh. Thank 'e, seh."
Peter underwent another severe spasm, but the old man walked off toward
his home with a humble and contrite heart.
The next morning Alek proceeded from his shanty under the complete but
customary illusion that he was going to work. He trudged manfully along
until he reached the vicinity of Si Bryant's place. Then, by stages, he
relapsed into a slink. He was passing the garden-patch under full steam,
when, at some distance ahead of him, he saw Si Bryant leaning casually on
the garden fence.
"Good-mawnin', Mist' Bryant," answered Alek, with a new deference. He was
marching on, when he was halted by a word
He stopped. "Yes,
"I found a knife this mornin' in th' road," drawled Si, "an' I thought
maybe it was yourn."
Improved in mind by this divergence from the direct line of attack, Alek
stepped up easily to look at the knife. "No, seh," he said, scanning it as
it lay in Si's palm, while the cold steel-blue eyes of the white man looked
down into his stomach, "'tain't no knife er mine." But he knew the knife. He
knew it as if it had been his mother. And at the same moment a spark flashed
through his head and made wise his understanding. He knew everything.
"'Tain't much of er knife, Mist' Bryant,"
he said, deprecatingly.
"'Tain't much of a knife, I know that," cried Si, in sudden heat, "but I
found it this mornin' in my watermelon-patch
yelled Alek, not astounded.
"Yes, in my watermelon-patch," sneered Si, "an' I think you know
something about it, too!"
"Yes -- you!" said Si, with icy ferocity. "Yes -- you!" He had become
convinced that Alek was not in any way guilty,
he was certain that the old man knew the owner of the knife, and so he
pressed him at first on criminal lines. "Alek, you might as well own up now.
You've been meddlin' with my watermelons!"
Alek again. "Yah's ma knife. I done cah'e it foh yeahs."
Bryant changed his ways. "Look here, Alek," he said, confidentially. "I
know you and you know me, and there ain't no use in any more skirmishes. I
know that you know whose knife that is.
Now whose is it?"
This challenge was so formidable in character that Alek temporarily
quailed and began to stammer. "Er -- now -- Mist' Bryant -- you -- you --
frien' er mine -- "
"I know I'm a friend
of yours, but," said Bryant, inexorably, "who owns this
Alek gathered unto himself some remnants of dignity and spoke with
reproach: "Mist' Bryant, dish yer knife
"No," said Bryant, "it ain't. But you know who it belongs to, an' I want
you to tell me -- quick."
"Well, Mist' Bryant," answered Alek, scratching his wool, "I won't say 's
I do know who b'longs ter dish yer knife,
an' I won't say 's I don't."
Bryant again laughed his Yankee laugh, but this time there was little
humor in it. It was dangerous.
Alek, seeing that he had gotten himself into hot water by the fine
diplomacy of his last sentence, immediately began to flounder and totally
submerge himself. "No, Mist' Bryant," he repeated, "I won't say 's I do know
who b'longs ter dish yer knife, an' I won't say 's I don't." And he began to
parrot this fatal sentence again and again. It seemed wound about his
tongue. He could not rid himself of it. Its very power to make trouble for
him seemed to originate the mysterious Afric
reason for its repetition.
"Is he a very close
friend of yourn?" said Bryant, softly.
"F-frien'?" stuttered Alek. He appeared to weigh this question with much
care. "Well, seems like he was er frien', an' then agin, it seems like he --
"It seems like he
wasn't!" asked Bryant.
"Yes, seh, jest so, jest so," cried Alek. "Sometimes it seems like he
wasn't. Then agin -- " He stopped for
The patience of the white man seemed inexhaustible. At length his low and
oily voice broke the stillness. "Oh, well, of course if he's a friend of
yourn, Alek! You know I wouldn't want to make no trouble for a friend of
cried the negro at once. "He's er frien' er mine. He is dat."
"Well, then, it seems as if about the only thing to do is for you to tell
me his name so's I can send him his knife,
and that's all there is to it."
Alek took off his hat, and in perplexity ran his hand over his wool. He
studied the ground. But several times he raised his eyes to take a sly peep
at the imperturbable visage of the white man. "Y -- y -- yes, Mist'
Bryant....I raikon dat's erbout all what kin be done. I gwine tell you who
b'longs ter dish yer knife."
"Of course," said the smooth Bryant, "it ain't a very nice thing to have
to do, but -- "
"No, seh," cried Alek, brightly; "I'm gwine tell you, Mist' Bryant. I
gwine tell you erbout dat knife. Mist' Bryant," he asked, solemnly, "does
you know who b'longs ter dat knife?"
"No, I -- "
"Well, I gwine tell. I gwine tell who, Mr. Bryant -- " The old man drew
himself to a stately pose and held forth his arm. "I gwine tell who. Mist'
Bryant, dish yer knife b'longs ter Sam Jackson!"
Bryant was startled into indignation. "Who in hell is Sam Jackson?" he
"He's a nigger," said Alek, impressively, "and he wuks in er lumber-yawd
up yere in Hoswego."