"Don't come in here botherin' me," said the cook, intolerantly. "What
with your mother bein' away on a visit, an' your fathercomin' home soon to
lunch, I have enough on my mind -- and thatwithout bein' bothered with you.
The kitchen is no placefor little boys, anyhow. Run away, and don't be
interferin' withmy work." She frowned and made a grand pretence of being
deep inherculean labors; but Jimmie did not run away.
"Now -- they're goin' to have a picnic," he said, half audibly.
"Now -- they're goin' to have a picnic."
"Who's goin' to have a picnic?" demanded the cook, loudly. Her accent
could have led one to suppose that if the projectors didnot turn out to be
the proper parties, she immediately would forbidthis picnic.
Jimmie looked at her with more hopefulness. After twentyminutes of futile
skirmishing, he had at least succeeded inintroducing the subject. To her
question he answered, eagerly:
"Oh, everybody! Lots and lots of boys and girls. Everybody."
According to custom, Jimmie began to singsong through his nosein a quite
indescribable fashion an enumeration of the prospectivepicnickers: "Willie
Dalzel an' Dan Earl an' Ella Earl an' WolcottMargate an' Reeves Margate an'
Minnie Phelps an' -- oh -- lots moregirls an' -- everybody. An' their
mothers an' big sisters too." Then he announced a new bit of information:
"They're goin' to havea picnic."
"Well, let them," said the cook, blandly.
Jimmie fidgeted for a time in silence. At last he murmured,"I -- now -- I
thought maybe you'd let me go."
The cook turned from her work with an air of irritation andamazement that
Jimmie should still be in the kitchen. "Who'sstoppin' you?" she asked,
sharply. "I ain't stoppin' you, am I?"
"No," admitted Jimmie, in a low voice.
"Well, why don't you go, then? Nobody's stoppin' you."
"But," said Jimmie, "I -- you -- now -- each feller has got to
takesomethin' to eat with 'm."
"Oh ho!" cried the cook, triumphantly. "So that's it, is it? So that's
what you've been shyin' round here fer, eh? Well, youmay as well take
yourself off without more words. What with yourmother bein' away on a visit,
an' your father comin' home soon tohis lunch, I have enough on my mind --
an' that without beingbothered with you."
Jimmie made no reply, but moved in grief toward the door. Thecook
continued: "Some people in this house seem to think there's'bout a thousand
cooks in this kitchen. Where I used to workb'fore, there was some reason in
'em. I ain't a horse. A picnic!"
Jimmie said nothing, but he loitered.
"Seems as if I had enough to do, without havin' youcome round talkin'
about picnics. Nobody ever seems to think ofthe work I have to do. Nobody
ever seems to think of it. Thenthey come and talk to me about picnics! What
do I care aboutpicnics?"
"Where I used to work b'fore, there was some reason in 'em. I never heard
tell of no picnics right on top of your mother bein'away on a visit an' your
father comin' home soon to his lunch. It's all foolishness."
Little Jimmie leaned his head flat against the wall and beganto weep. She
stared at him scornfully. "Cryin', eh? Cryin'? What are you cryin' fer?"
"N-n-nothin'," sobbed Jimmie.
There was a silence, save for Jimmie's convulsive breathing. At length
the cook said: "Stop that blubberin', now. Stop it! This kitchen ain't no
place fer it. Stop it! . . . Very well! Ifyou don't stop, I won't give you
nothin' to go to the picnic with -- there!"
For the moment he could not end his tears. "You never said,"he sputtered
-- "you never said you'd give me anything."
"An' why would I?" she cried, angrily. "Why would I -- with youin here
a-cryin' an' a-blubberin' an' a-bleatin' round? Enough todrive a woman
crazy! I don't see how you could expect me to! Theidea!"
Suddenly Jimmie announced: "I've stopped cryin'. I ain'tgoin' to cry no
"Well, then," grumbled the cook -- "well, then, stop it. I'vegot enough
on my mind." It chanced that she was making forluncheon some salmon
croquettes. A tin still half full of pinkyprepared fish was beside her on
the table. Still grumbling, sheseized a loaf of bread and, wielding a knife,
she cut from thisloaf four slices, each of which was as big as a
six-shilling novel. She profligately spread them with butter, and jabbing
the point ofher knife into the salmon-tin, she brought up bits of salmon,
whichshe flung and flattened upon the bread. Then she crashed thepieces of
bread together in pairs, much as one would clash cymbals. There was no doubt
in her own mind but that she had created twosandwiches.
"There," she cried. "That'll do you all right. Lemme see. What'll I put
'em in? There -- I've got it." She thrust thesandwiches into a small pail
and jammed on the lid. Jimmie wasready for the picnic. "Oh, thank you,
Mary!" he cried, joyfully,and in a moment he was off, running swiftly.
The picnickers had started nearly half an hour earlier, owingto his
inability to quickly attack and subdue the cook, but he knewthat the
rendezvous was in the grove of tall, pillarlike hemlocksand pines that grew
on a rocky knoll at the lake shore. His heartwas very light as he sped,
swinging his pail. But a few minutespreviously his soul had been gloomed in
despair; now he was happy. He was going to the picnic, where privilege of
participation was tobe bought by the contents of the little tin pail.
When he arrived in the outskirts of the grove he heard a merryclamor, and
when he reached the top of the knoll he looked down theslope upon a scene
which almost made his little breast burst withjoy. They actually had two
camp fires! Two camp fires! At one ofthem Mrs. Earl was making something --
chocolate, no doubt -- and atthe other a young lady in white duck and a
sailor hat was droppingeggs into boiling water. Other grown-up people had
spread a whitecloth and were laying upon it things from baskets. In the
deepcool shadow of the trees the children scurried, laughing. Jimmiehastened
forward to join his friends.
Homer Phelps caught first sight of him. "Ho!" he shouted;"here comes
Jimmie Trescott! Come on, Jimmie; you be on our side!" The children had
divided themselves into two bands for some purposeof play. The others of
Homer Phelps's party loudly endorsed hisplan. "Yes, Jimmie, you be on our
side." Then arose theusual dispute. "Well, we got the weakest side."
"'Tain't any weaker'n ours."
Homer Phelps suddenly started, and looking hard, said, "Whatyou got in
the pail, Jim?"
Jimmie answered somewhat uneasily, "Got m' lunch in it."
Instantly that brat of a Minnie Phelps simply tore down thesky with her
shrieks of derision. "Got his lunch in it! Ina pail!" She ran screaming to
her mother. "Oh, mamma! Oh,mamma! Jimmie Trescott's got his picnic in a
Now there was nothing in the nature of this fact toparticularly move the
others -- notably the boys, who were notcompetent to care if he had brought
his luncheon in a coal-bin; butsuch is the instinct of childish society that
they all immediatelymoved away from him. In a moment he had been made a
social leper. All old intimacies were flung into the lake, so to speak.
Theydared not compromise themselves. At safe distances the boysshouted,
scornfully: "Huh! Got his picnic in a pail!" Never againduring that picnic
did the little girls speak of him as JimmieTrescott. His name now was Him.
His mind was dark with pain as he stood, the hang-dog, kickingthe gravel,
and muttering as defiantly as he was able, "Well, I canhave it in a pail if
I want to." This statement of freedom was ofno importance, and he knew it,
but it was the only idea in hishead.
He had been baited at school for being detected in writing aletter to
little Cora, the angel child, and he had known how todefend himself, but
this situation was in no way similar. This wasa social affair, with grown
people on all sides. It would be sweetto catch the Margate twins, for
instance, and hammer them into astate of bleating respect for his pail; but
that was a matter forthe jungles of childhood, where grown folk seldom
penetrated. Hecould only glower.
The amiable voice of Mrs. Earl suddenly called: "Come,children!
Everything's ready!" They scampered away, glancing backfor one last gloat at
Jimmie standing there with his pail.
He did not know what to do. He knew that the grown folkexpected him at
the spread, but if he approached he would begreeted by a shameful chorus
from the children -- more especiallyfrom some of those damnable little
girls. Still, luxuries beyondall dreaming were heaped on that cloth. One
could not forget them. Perhaps if he crept up modestly, and was very gentle
and very niceto the little girls, they would allow him peace. Of course it
hadbeen dreadful to come with a pail to such a grand picnic, but theymight
Oh no, they would not! He knew them better. And thensuddenly he
remembered with what delightful expectations he hadraced to this grove, and
self-pity overwhelmed him, and he thoughthe wanted to die and make every one
The young lady in white duck and a sailor hat looked at him,and then
spoke to her sister, Mrs. Earl. "Who's that hovering inthe distance, Emily?"
Mrs. Earl peered. "Why, it's Jimmie Trescott! Jimmie, cometo the picnic!
Why don't you come to the picnic, Jimmie?" Hebegan to sidle toward the
But at Mrs. Earl's call there was another outburst from manyof the
children. "He's got his picnic in a pail! In apail! Got it in a pail!"
Minnie Phelps was a shrill fiend. "Oh, mamma, he's got it inthat pail!
See! Isn't it funny? Isn't it dreadful funny?"
"What ghastly prigs children are, Emily!" said the young lady. "They are
spoiling that boy's whole day, breaking his heart, thelittle cats! I think
I'll go over and talk to him."
"Maybe you had better not," answered Mrs. Earl, dubiously. "Somehow these
things arrange themselves. If you interfere, youare likely to prolong
"Well, I'll try, at least," said the young lady.
At the second outburst against him Jimmie had crouched down bya tree,
half hiding behind it, half pretending that he was nothiding behind it. He
turned his sad gaze toward the lake. The bitof water seen through the
shadows seemed perpendicular, a slate-colored wall. He heard a noise near
him, and turning, he perceivedthe young lady looking down at him. In her
hands she held plates. "May I sit near you?" she asked, coolly.
Jimmie could hardly believe his ears. After disposing herselfand the
plates upon the pine needles, she made brief explanation. "They're rather
crowded, you see, over there. I don't like to becrowded at a picnic, so I
thought I'd come here. I hope you don'tmind."
Jimmie made haste to find his tongue. "Oh, I don't mind! Ilike to have
you here." The ingenuous emphasis made itappear that the fact of his liking
to have her there was in thenature of a law-dispelling phenomenon, but she
did not smile.
"How large is that lake?" she asked.
Jimmie, falling into the snare, at once began to talk in themanner of a
proprietor of the lake. "Oh, it's almost twenty mileslong, an' in one place
it's almost four miles wide! an' it'sdeep, too -- awful deep -- an' it's got
real steamboats on it,an' -- oh -- lots of other boats, an' -- an' -- an' --
"Do you go out on it sometimes?"
"Oh, lots of times! My father's got a boat," he said, eyingher to note
the effect of his words.
She was correctly pleased and struck with wonder. "Oh, hashe?" she cried,
as if she never before had heard of a man owning aboat.
Jimmie continued: "Yes, an' it's a grea' big boat, too, withsails, real
sails; an' sometimes he takes me out in her, too; an'once he took me
fishin', an' we had sandwiches, plenty of 'em, an'my father he drank beer
right out of the bottle -- right out ofthe bottle!"
The young lady was properly overwhelmed by this amazingintelligence.
Jimmie saw the impression he had created, and heenthusiastically resumed his
narrative: "An' after, he let me throwthe bottles in the water, and I
throwed 'em 'way, 'way, 'way out. An' they sank, an' -- never comed up," he
His face was glorified; he had forgotten all about the pail;he was
absorbed in this communion with a beautiful lady who was sointerested in
what he had to say.
She indicated one of the plates, and said, indifferently:"Perhaps you
would like some of those sandwiches. I made them. Doyou like olives? And
there's a deviled egg. I made that also."
"Did you really?" said Jimmie, politely. His face gloomed fora moment
because the pail was recalled to his mind, but he timidlypossessed himself
of a sandwich.
"Hope you are not going to scorn my deviled egg," said hisgoddess. "I am
very proud of it." He did not; he scorned littlethat was on the plate.
Their gentle intimacy was ineffable to the boy. He thought hehad a
friend, a beautiful lady, who liked him more than she didanybody at the
picnic, to say the least. This was proved by thefact that she had flung
aside the luxuries of the spread cloth tosit with him, the exile. Thus early
did he fall a victim towoman's wiles.
"Where do you live?" he asked, suddenly.
"Oh, a long way from here! In New York."
His next question was put very bluntly. "Are you married?"
"Oh, no!" she answered, gravely.
Jimmie was silent for a time, during which he glanced shylyand furtively
up at her face. It was evident that he wassomewhat embarrassed. Finally he
said, "When I grow up to be aman -- "
"Oh, that is some time yet!" said the beautiful lady.
"But when I do, I -- I should like to marry you."
"Well, I will remember it," she answered; "but don't talk ofit now,
because it's such a long time, and -- I wouldn't wish you toconsider
yourself bound." She smiled at him.
He began to brag. "When I grow up to be a man, I'm goin' tohave lots an'
lots of money, an' I'm goin' to have a grea' bighouse an' a horse an' a
shotgun, an' lots an' lots of books 'boutelephants an' tigers, an' lots an'
lots of ice-cream an' pie an' -- caramels." As before, she was impressed; he
could see it. "An'I'm goin' to have lots an' lots of children -- 'bout three
hundred,I guess -- an' there won't none of 'em be girls. They'll all beboys
-- like me."
"Oh, my!" she said.
His garment of shame was gone from him. The pail was dead andwell buried.
It seemed to him that months elapsed as he dwelt inhappiness near the
beautiful lady and trumpeted his vanity.
At last there was a shout. "Come on! we're going home." Thepicnickers
trooped out of the grove. The children wished to resumetheir jeering, for
Jimmie still gripped his pail, but they wererestrained by the circumstances.
He was walking at the side of thebeautiful lady.
During this journey he abandoned many of his habits. Forinstance, he
never travelled without skipping gracefully from crackto crack between the
stones, or without pretending that he was atrain of cars, or without some
mumming device of childhood. Butnow he behaved with dignity. He made no more
noise than a littlemouse. He escorted the beautiful lady to the gate of the
Earlhome, where he awkwardly, solemnly, and wistfully shook hands ingood-by.
He watched her go up the walk; the door clanged.
On his way home he dreamed. One of these dreams wasfascinating. Supposing
the beautiful lady was his teacher inschool! Oh, my! wouldn't he be a good
boy, sitting like astatuette all day long, and knowing every lesson to
perfection,and -- everything. And then supposing that a boy should sass her.
Jimmie painted himself waylaying that boy on the homeward road, andthe fate
of the boy was a thing to make strong men cover their eyeswith their hands.
And she would like him more and more -- more andmore. And he -- he would be
a little god.
But as he was entering his father's grounds an appallingrecollection came
to him. He was returning with the bread-and-butter and the salmon untouched
in the pail! He could imagine thecook, nine feet tall, waving her fist. "An'
so that's what I tooktrouble for, is it? So's you could bring it back? So's
you couldbring it back?" He skulked toward the house like a marauding
bush-ranger. When he neared the kitchen door he made a desperate rushpast
it, aiming to gain the stables and there secrete his guilt. He was nearing
them, when a thunderous voice hailed him from therear:
"Jimmie Trescott, where you goin' with that pail?"
It was the cook. He made no reply, but plunged into theshelter of the
stables. He whirled the lid from the pail anddashed its contents beneath a
heap of blankets. Then he stoodpanting, his eyes on the door. The cook did
not pursue, but shewas bawling,
"Jimmie Trescott, what you doin' with that pail?"
He came forth, swinging it. "Nothin'," he said, in virtuousprotest.
"I know better," she said, sharply, as she relieved him of hiscurse.
In the morning Jimmie was playing near the stable, when heheard a shout
from Peter Washington, who attended Dr. Trescott'shorses:
"Jim! Oh, Jim!"
Jimmie went reluctantly to the door of the stable, and PeterWashington
"Wut's dish yere fish an' brade doin' unner dese yerblankups?"
"I don't know. I didn't have nothin' to do with it," answeredJimmie,
"Don' tell me!" cried Peter Washington as he flung itall away -- "don'
tell me! When I fin' fish an' brade unnerdese yer blankups, I don' go an'
think dese yer ho'ses er yer pop'sput 'em. I know. An' if I caitch enny more
dish yer fishan' brade in dish yer stable, I'll tell yer pop."