Quotes

"So if I go over there and the whole dance team wants to make love to me at the same time who would I be to say no" --Jeff

"Hey Jeff, Check this out" --Grant before tossing his clarinet high and dropping it

"My mom has got it going on" --Stacey

"GUIDE!!!!!!" --Lots of us

"Yeah dude" --Will

"This is a good idea" --Jeff

"Safety" --Jeff and Mike

"In about an hour that will be the coolest thing ever" --Grant

"Who rides Amtrack" --Michael

"Don:The Juice will be here in four or five minutes
Jeff: That's what she said"

"I dont wanna go in your pants" --Shandra

"Hey Jeff, I want out of your pants now" --Shandra

"To make it work you must understand the cock" --Weston
in his defense he was talking about a dart gun.