Notes:
Starring Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart, Erika Eleniak, Corey Feldman, Chris Sarandon.

Summary: Katherine hires private dick Rafe Guttman to find her errant brother. Guttman follows a trail to a funeral parlor/bordello/vampire haven, which is run by heart-eating (literally) Lilith, the "most evil woman to ever live." Will he solve the mystery and emerge with his heart intact?

Commentary:
Dialogue: Campy humor at its best.
Vampires: Traditional or Not? Not. Lilith likes to eat hearts of male victims (but only omnivores, mind you) and only sucks the blood of her future employees. She has an exceptionally long tongue, with which she performs interesting tricks.
Vampires: Physical Appeal? Lilith, played by Angie Everhart, is supermodel perfect (literally, again). The vampy bordello babes are temptingly titillating, and usually topless. Think Playboy bunnies with fangs.
Gore Factor: If you don't mind seeing beating hearts pulled out of victims' chests, then you'll be fine with this movie.
Scariness/Suspense: More humorous than scary, until the very end, which you'll have to see for yourself. (Disclaimer: This is not an endorsement of the film!)
Target Audience: Tales from the Crypt diehards and horny young males will find this a pleasurable romp through the realm of the undead.