(1967)
Notes: Filmgroup, 79 minutes.
Moana: Mamie Van Doren
Screenplay: Henry Ney
Summary/Commentary:
As we see models of space stuff, a disembodied voice blabs sanctimoniously
about "man's greatest adventure: the exploration and colonization of space."
Ocean waves accompany the credits. Another voice, that of the character Andre,
yammers, "Venus. Venus. The planet named after the Goddess of Love. This is
where I left her, 26 million miles away. Because I know she exists. I know
she does! I know it! All the time we were there I heard her. Her and that
sweet, haunting sound she makes, like the sirens that tempted Ulysses. You
may think I'm crazy back there on Earth -- crazy and still intoxicated by
the atmosphere back there. But, wait a minute, I'm getting ahead of myself.
Let me tell you the whole story, all of it from the beginning and see what
you think. You be the judge."
Two years ago, in 1998, a voyage to Venus failed when a meteor hit the ship.
Six months later, a second attempt involved two guys and a robot named John.
"Marsha" was the control station on Earth. We see some space station footage.
A back-up rescue team of three guys, including Andre, is on call. The astronauts
lose contact and declare, "This is truly a prehistoric planet." The rescue team
must "blast off for Venus ourselves" to "complete the mission."
On Venus, the original team encounters mud and little bouncey godzillas. The
men shoot them, but the robot is unaffected by the gang attack. The rescue
team lands on the planet and hear a haunting minor-third wailing. Andre gets
caught by a tentacled monster-plant, but is rescued. The plant closes up, and
the men see a dinosaur-like creature in the distance.
A rainstorm threatens the robot. One team hears the siren-song again. "A girl?
Perhaps. Or a monster." The Venusian women sleep on the rocks near the ocean,
wearing hiphuggers and shell bras. Most of them are bleach-blondes. They walk
into the sea and feed. A pteradactyl flies around and the women think it's
angry.
The rescue team is able to make radio contact with the robot. The robot reports
that the other two men are not moving and receives first-aid instructions. The
rescue team sees the flying reptile and uses an "astrogun" on it before submerging
into the sea in their vehicle. The women find the corpse of the reptile, Tera.
"What evil demon has destroyed our god?"
Underwater (behind an aquarium), the men discover a statue with the ruby eyes of
a reptilian idol. Is there still a civilization on the planet? The women meanwhile
give funeral rites to the pteradactyl. "You will be avenged." The men underwater
get the sense of being watched. The women throw the corpse into the sea and are
informed by the swimmers that there are "invaders." "They must die."
The rescue team surfaces and builds a fire, chatting about possible Venusians.
"To them we're probably some kind of monsters." Andre hears the song again: "a
beautiful song and a beautiful girl" presumably. He has a sense of foreboding
and finds a rock.
The women pray to a pit, starting a fire which initiates a volcano. The men
wonder if they can see the lights of a city beyond the volcano. While the women
chant "Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!" the robot team guys get trapped in lava rivers.
Idiots. They "waited too long!" They climb on the robot, but when the temperature
reaches 500 degrees as the robot wades through the lava, it announces that it has
been programmed to eliminate excess weight under these cicumstances. The men
shut off the robot and are rescued by the other team in its fire-proof vehicle.
The robot falls into the lava.
One of the now five men preaches about evolutionary principles. Noting those
"lizard men" (the mini-godzillas), he wonders about intelligent people. "If
only there were some way to communicate with them." The women awaken on the rocks
and discover the fried robot remains. They pray to Tera for waters, which threatens
the intended blast-off of the men. At the last minute, Andre discovers a rock with
a face carved into it. The rocket blasts off, and the women realize "They are
stronger than our gods." The women stone the statue of Tera, remarking that "There
is a stronger god." They discover the charred robot remains and erect this as their
new icon.
The Soviet '50s film Planeta Burg was further ravaged by Roger Corman
to serve as a foundation for this mix with footage of Venusian women added
in.
Andre Freneau: Gennadi Vernov (in the Soviet portion of the film)
Directed: "Derek Thomas" = Peter Bogdanovich, who also narrates.
Costumes: "Executed by Maureen of Hollywood"
Involved Somehow: Roger Corman