Gatorade X-Factor

is to sports drinks is what either a dangerous schizophrenic is to society or what a deadly ninja assasin is to my mental wellbeing. With any of those cases you have no idea whats coming next. Thats what X-Factor does. It gives you a competive edge by providing antioxidants that help you tear out your opponents throat just when he thinks you're going to collapse. Note: Not similar to roid-rage or drug withdrawl.

As shown above: Three ninjas... A.K.A: GATORADE X-FACTOR!

"Gatorade X-Factor combines multiple flavors (such as fruit punch and berry) while also adding in vitamin E (a known antioxidant). There is 20 percent of your daily recommended amount of vitamin E in one 8-ounce serving."

Notice that the 20 percent of your daily recommended amount of vitamin E in one 8-ounce serving is a similar acquisition attained by diving headfirst into a giant bowl of Raisin Bran. Preferably with an open mouth.

Hint: Raisin Bran is packed with Vitamin E

 

Fact courtesy of: http://www.ehow.com/facts_5459020_types-gatorade.html

 

 

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