Pillaging: How To Guide

This guide will show how to begin Pillaging as well as become successful at it!

Getting Started!

Probably the most difficult aspects of Pillaging is getting started! However, we have laid out a few sure-fire steps to get stared!

Step 1: Do Do Some Research!

Search online for information and read some online forums to find groups of Pillagers near you! Don't forget to visit our links and info page!

 

Step 2 : Get Your Outfit!

A good Pillager is well dressed and is able to strike fear in the hearts of others wherever they are! Land and Sea Pillagers have different styles so be sure to pick wisely.Wouldn't want to Pillage on land with Sea-Pirate hat would you!? Try stores such as Hot Topic, Spencer's Gifts, or any clothing links posted on our links page.

 

Step 3: Find Your Mode of Transportation!

A Pillager needs to have transportation in order to be successful! A Pillager must be able to travel from town to town with speed and efficiency. There must be enough storage space to hold the ample amounts of booty, as well as prisoners. Also, dont forget storage of alchohol, weapons, and the crew as well. Check classified adds online for the best deals. Craigslist once had an add for buying the Space Shuttle, so the possibilities are endless!

 

Step 4: Find A Crew!

Pillaging often requires brute force to conquer and plunder a town. In order to be successful, A Pillager must recruit a crew! This can be done easily over chatroulette.com, or at any high school nation wide.

 

 

 

Step 5: Buy Weapons!

Often a difficult task. Usually the best weapons are the ones that are illegal in most countries. Travel to known drug countries such as Mexico, Cuba, and Columbia and try to bargin a deal to get weapons from the drug dealers. This may be tricky so be sure to bring plenty of cash and a few of your crew for safety. However, If you're a whimp and want to settle for legal guns, try your local sporting goods store.

 

 

Step 6: Start Pillaging!

You now have everything you need to start Pillaging, So go out and do it! Try to start small in towns with smaller populations and work your way up. Remember, the least populated towns will give the least resistance. However, they also give the least amount of booty. So work yourself up the Pillaging Success Ladder until you have enough an power and resources to Pillage any city you desire! Happy Pillaging, and God Bless!