Tips and Tricks to Pillage the Village of Your Choosin'

Just the tips…

Tip #1: Never leave a fellow Pillager behind. Pillagers take care of their own.
Tip #2: Never use your real name
Tip #3: When it stops being fun, break something.
Tip #4: Be the life of the party
Tip #5: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there are enough women to go around.
Tip #6: Don’t over drink. The machinery must be working in order to close
Tip #7: Always be a team pillager
Tip #8: The rules of Pillaging are sacred. Don’t sully them by “improvising”
Tip #9: Always pull out in time.
Tip #10: Carry extra protection at ALL times
Tip #11: No excuses. Pillage like a champion
Tip #12: Know when to abandon ship if it’s not floating

 

Tricks

Trick #1: Tricks are for kids